Jeff

Backstory
Jeff was born in a village outside of the stupid town.. city?.. of Lycksele. He grew up with his two friends Ted and Edvin and got drafted to the military in 2006 with his two friends. Jeff was not a smart man, he was simple and slow, but he had a heart of gold.

The third world war went pretty great for Sweden, but that all changed when the Danish attacked. Those stupid retards decided it would be funny if they lobbed a grenade on Jeffs car. So that is what they did. This joke quickly became very stale when they realized they had killed Jeff stone dead. Danish people are so dumb and disgusting, fucking pests.

Ted and Edvin, was mad about this. They counterattacked the Danish by wiping Denmark of the planet entirely.

Jeff got buried in Lycksele. He will forever be missed.

Trivia
Jeff had a harem of 12 beautiful women, he did not know any of their names.

Jeff is a Biology engineer despite his young age.

Jeff could be messiah, but we will never know, this is because he died.

Jeff always slept naked.

Quotes
"Lamama" - Jeff

"Nice one!" - Jeff

"Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Jeff?