William

Backstory
Nobody knows of Williams true origin, the only thing confirmed is that he comes from a twisted satanic cult that likes women. When he came of age to leave the satanic cult and make the great pilgrimage to please the scary thing Cthulu, he met a girl named Lowisa, which is a very nice woman, please don't hurt me Lowisa. He decided to leave the cult, because of this.

He is also an electric person, that can control electric current with his mind, this is thanks to his education in the so called Tannbergskola. This skola was very gay, and I am pretty sure it was built as a sick practical joke made by the nazis.

Trivia
William is blond which is a shame, this makes him very stupid. However he counterattacks this by having glasses even though he can see fine.

William is very mysterious, this is because he is a blond stranger.

The name "William" is not unique, there are plenty of human beings and cats named this.

William does indeed have a huge weiner, this is because he trains everyday to make it bigger.

Quotes
"Sieg heil!" - William

"Ooga booga" - William

"I wish I was gay" - William